The Investing Strategy that Embarassed Every Hedge Fund on Earth (Real Abundance Manifestation Alpha)
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Greetings, superhumans.
Today we have @BowtiedMystic back on for the red pill (perhaps Orange pill) on investing where we go over the stupid simple strategy that beats wall street year after year, and dive deep into metaphysical mechanics.
Everything you’ve been told about investing is backwards.
More analysis. More research. More diversification. More rebalancing. Trust the experts. Buy bonds for safety. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
None of it works.
Complexity is a symptom. Your financial advisor is trying to justify their 1% AUM fee with the only tools they know. You’re paying for sophistication that actively destroys your returns.
That fancy portfolio rebalancing? That “risk parity” allocation your guy keeps showing you on a tablet in his strip mall office while you nod along like you know what a Sharpe ratio is? It’s a wealth extraction machine dressed up as retirement planning. You’re basically paying someone to lose your money more slowly than you would on your own. Congrats.
You can’t analyze your way to wealth. You’ve tried already. What you need is a shift in what you’re actually doing at the strategy level. When that shifts, building wealth stops being something you fight because the system works for you automatically.
You no longer have to be smart because you became simple.
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE
Here’s what nobody on Wall Street wants you to know:
A brain dead simple strategy of putting $500 per month into Bitcoin, no matter what, has outperformed virtually every hedge fund, every actively managed portfolio, every sophisticated quant strategy, at every single starting point in Bitcoin’s history.
No exceptions.
I repeat. Zero.
Can you hire a financial advisor and feel more confident about your retirement afterwards? More secure about your future? More in control of your wealth?
Maybe. But you’ll also have less money. That’s recognizing what the complexity industrial complex actually is (a wealth extraction machine).


